Sunday, November 7, 2010

No, I'm not

Definitely not back on track.
Yet.


No more excuses.

For now, just enjoy my review of Bakugan GI Episode 29.

Dan has HAD IT with these motherfucking Serpenoids on this motherfucking airship.
Fabia... shut up shut up STOP RANTING!
Oh Jake... you're so cute. Seriously, I've found myself really liking Jake recently.
Drago is talking to himself. What a freak.
At least Neathians make normal-looking food. (For reference, look at some of the stuff Vestals ate. It looks like... euuuuugh)
Dragonoid Colossus has a mind of his own? Oh lord. 
Nurzak? Mason? ALIVE? Oh wait they're just caught between dimensions. Sounds pretty epic... or lame. It's kind of a way to avoid saying "They died".
Dragonoid and Dharaknoid... what. I wasn't looking for a lesson in Bakugan genealogy... I came here for sexyness. Not learning. 
Now they're taking acid. And learning!
Drago's new evolution is ugly. What happened to his face? And the random white parts are just... yeah, that's not normal. Get rid of it. Devolve it. Lumino was cooler.
Ha, Dan brought the Gundalians back. Oh, and they hate Barodius. Freakin' SWEET!
So episode 30... they're going to ride into the Gundalian palace. On a giant metal dragon. Then they're gonna kidnap Jake... and take some random Gundalians with them too. Then they're gonna leave. On a giant metal dragon.
...This stopped making sense a long time ago.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Back on track?

Hopefully.


So today I'm gonna feature my DeviantARTist and then go into my Bakugan review... and I guess I'll talk about my Halloween.


The featured DeviantARTist this week is...





Continuing on.

I'm watching Bakugan: GI Episode 28 as I type this.
And honestly, I'm getting sick of the castle knight outfits. I thought they were sexy at first, but now I want everyone back in their normal clothes. Especially Ren
First I fap'd to Aranaut in bondage... and now Jake in bondage is getting me all hot and bothered... issues. I have them.
The lighting effects when Kazarina walked in during that scene were... awkward. Actually, the lighting in that entire scene was totally awkward. Actually, that entire scene itself was just... awkward.
Hawktor's voice still bothers me.
Jake's voice when it's all robotic just... euuuuuugh. He sounds totally baked. Dan Petronijevic or whatever must've been doing some serious drugs right before recording.
HELLO MISTER SHIELD CONTROL!
Nightmare Jake... gives me a boner. I... don't know why. And his laugh... reminds me of Shadow. In a good way. I think I've changed my mind about his voice too...
And of course, Shun shows up at an inappropriate time. Nobody asked for him. Nobody likes him anymore.
Explosix is the most inappropriate name for a Battle Gear ever.
Ha! The Gundalians get to keep Jake! FUCKING OWNED
Nurzak... what? WHERE?

Okay so now for my Halloween.
I was human!Stoica.
And I got lots of candy.
And everyone loved my hair.
THE END!